Wet Insect

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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