Anti-Bird Protection

Bird control measures for airplanes



In the wake of the recent Hudson River incident,
the FAA is implementing new anti-bird measures
for all airliners


Airplane Anti-Bird Protection

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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20-Aug-2017