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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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21-Aug-2019