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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon


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