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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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20-Jan-2018