What Every Man Expects in a Wife She will always be beautiful and cheerful. She could marry a movie star, but wants only you. She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops. Her beauty won’t run in a rainstorm. She will never be sick - just allergic to jewellery and fur coats. She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it’s good for her figure. She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet. Her favourite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shovelling snow. She will hate charge cards. Her favorite expression will be, “What can I do for you, Dear?” She will think you have Einstein’s brain but look like Mr. America. She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done. She will love you because you’re so sexy. She NEVER gets a “headache” What He Usually Gets She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180. She was once a model... for a totem pole. Where there’s smoke, there she is - cooking. She’s a light eater... once it gets light, she starts eating. She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say. No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory. If you get lost, open your wallet and she’ll find you. She has a chronic “headache” 364 days a year. see also   Marriage,  Relationship  &  Stress   Sections 3 Stages Of A Man’s Life 4 Stages Of Life A Woman’s Mind Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Five Stages of a Female’s Life Hardworking Wife How To Live A Long & Happy Life Husband Day Care Center Ladies - You “Can” Order Your Perfect Man! Marital Rating Chart - Husband Marital Rating Chart - Wife Marriage Cards Names of the Colours Perfect Gift The Perfect Husband The Perfect Male The Perfect Man Three Stages of Man I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender

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