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Microsoft Smoke Signal Messenger

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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15-Jul-2019