A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But are all farts bad?
It’s simply not true -
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
see also
Bad Gas
Section
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
Fart Facts
Five Pound Note
Off To A Good Start
One Wee Scottish Farty
Prince William’s Coat of Arms
Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland
I Can Still Kiss You |
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