“Top Down” Snow Removal

Plunging forecast for snow shovelers

Snow pyramid scheme - latest balcony uprising



Steep Rooftop Snow Removal

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood


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