Bottle Support

Giving Mom a break from baby chores



Baby Bottle Support

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Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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25-Apr-2018