Bottle Support

Giving Mom a break from baby chores



Baby Bottle Support

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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17-Feb-2018