Chinese Take Away

Wok away from this place!

Wong place to stay too long

Chinese food for people not on a diet



Chinese Take Away Restaurant Sign

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Take away the cause, and the effect ceases. - Miguel de Cervantes

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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