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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult


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