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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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26-May-2018