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My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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20-Oct-2017