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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


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20-Sep-2018