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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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19-Aug-2017