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Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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