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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown


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12-Dec-2017