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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle


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16-Nov-2018