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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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20-Jul-2018