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The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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25-Feb-2018