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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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