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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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