Drinking Friends

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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25-Apr-2018