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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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20-Jan-2018