Going Green

Little did the environmentalists know that piranhas love plastic bottles

Going Green tip: stay away from pointed sticks



Paddling in a boat made with plastic soda bottles

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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