I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman

Little Johnny had more pressing things on his mind



Little boy doesn't want a kiss from a little girl

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

It's like kissing Hitler. - Tony Curtis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. - Catullus

You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. - John Keats

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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25-Apr-2018