Q: How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?
A: On the rocks.
Q: What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?
A: Leeks.
Q: What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?
A: Follow the captain.
Q: What did the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia say when asked if he knew where he was going?
A: He replied, “off course.”
Q: Was the Costa Concordia the most expensive thing to go down in Italy?
A: Only since Berlusconi’s last hooker.
Q: What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
A: Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
see also
Cruise Ship Section
Bus Shipwreck
Greatest Italian Riders
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