Leroy’s Hearing
Seek and ye shall find... most of the time
The power of answered prayer

In a Harlem Church Sunday morning, a Preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’
who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front, by the altar.”

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
“Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”

The preacher put one of his fingers in Leroy’s ear, then he took his other hand
and placed it on top of Leroy’s head; and then he prayed and prayed and
eventually the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
“Leroy, how is your hearing now?”
Leroy answered, “I don’t know. It ain’t ’til Thursday.”


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22-Feb-2019