I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Then I looked carefully at the shampoo label, where this warning was printed: “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.” No wonder I’ve been gaining weight! Well, I’ve gotten rid of that shampoo, and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads: “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.” Problem solved - I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner... If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower! see also   Shampoo  Section I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride Morning Inspiration Fatal Text Message

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