Shampoo Warning

Do you use shampoo in the shower?


I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Then I looked carefully at the shampoo label, where this warning was printed:
“FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”

No wonder I’ve been gaining weight!

Well, I’ve gotten rid of that shampoo, and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads: “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved - I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner...
If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower!


 

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25-Sep-2018