Valentine Heart

What the Cardiologist gave his patients on Valentine’s Day



What the Cardiologist gave his patients on Valentine's Day

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas á Kempis

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart. - Dan Gable

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it. - Tagore

Always there comes an hour when one is weary of one's work and devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. - Albert Camus

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it. - Joseph Addison

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

A happy disposition is largely a disposition to make others happy. One life permeates all things, and there is no corner of the cosmos too remote to feel its heart throb. - Henry Wood

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher

Horror is so often a 'thinkless' genre, sort of considered popcorn movies, but you really put a lot of, not just heart and soul, but a lot of physical energy into it. - Fran Kranz

Trust your own instincts, go inside, follow your heart. Right from the start. go ahead and stand up for what you believe in. As I've learned, that's the path to happiness. - Lesley Ann Warren

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. - Dale Carnegie

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place. - Miriam Adeney


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23-Jun-2017