Valentine Heart

What the Cardiologist gave his patients on Valentine’s Day



What the Cardiologist gave his patients on Valentine's Day

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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

This Valentine's Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes - small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members. - Jarod Kintz

The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe. - Bertrand Russell

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it. - Joseph Addison

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah


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