Valentine Heart

What the Cardiologist gave his patients on Valentine’s Day



What the Cardiologist gave his patients on Valentine's Day

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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. - Unknown

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Always there comes an hour when one is weary of one's work and devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. - Albert Camus

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it. - Joseph Addison

A happy disposition is largely a disposition to make others happy. One life permeates all things, and there is no corner of the cosmos too remote to feel its heart throb. - Henry Wood

Horror is so often a 'thinkless' genre, sort of considered popcorn movies, but you really put a lot of, not just heart and soul, but a lot of physical energy into it. - Fran Kranz

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place. - Miriam Adeney


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