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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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17-Jan-2019