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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn


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24-Apr-2019