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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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