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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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21-Feb-2018