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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn


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14-Aug-2018