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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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22-Aug-2017