Bacon Is Life

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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23-Feb-2018