Car Smile

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Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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24-Feb-2018