Fruit Girlfriends

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou