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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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