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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Hold a true friend with both hands. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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