Horse Meat Scandal

’Taint yours - ’tis mine!

The Simpsons have been in on the horse meat scandal since 1994



Horse Meat Scandal

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The scandal of Christendom and a disgrace to you. - Catherine of Aragon

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Hopefully there's one good scandal left in me yet. - Diana Rigg

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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22-Oct-2019