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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I got a unanimous (anonymous) letter - Archie Bunker

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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26-May-2018