French Army Knife

Re-inventing the wheel in France



French Army Knife

Simplifying the process of making a Swiss Army Knife

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson


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17-Nov-2017