Me No Study

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Me no study, me go marry a millionaire

Some relationships are proportional to the money on the table

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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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