Me No Study

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Me no study, me go marry a millionaire

Some relationships are proportional to the money on the table

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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