Mechanic’s Ring

Wearing a pipe wrench around your finger



Mechanic's Ring - wearing a pipe wrench around your finger

Finger-Fine Jewelry for Special Mechanics

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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23-Jan-2018