Russian Graduate

Higher education in Russia



Russian Graduate - a Stalin Grad

University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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