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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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20-May-2018