Suntan Consultants

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Suntan Consultants

Notice to winter residents in the eastern U.S.
Help your skin for a lifetime - Suntan the Hawaiian Way

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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10-Dec-2017