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Ice skating tips for winter athletes in Europe

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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