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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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Animal Groups
Animal Rings
Bull Squirrel
Canadian Squirrel
Carpenter Bee
Cow Photobomb
Emperor Penguins
Find The Hidden Animals
Frog To Horse Illusion
Genetic Science
Giraffic Park
Hand Art
Illusive Animal Kingdom
LippoPotumus
McDonalds Reaches Africa
What Animals Dream Of

 

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16-Dec-2017