Foot Radish

Vegetarian footprints



Foot Radish

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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