Icehenge

An English place waiting for global warming





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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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23-Oct-2018