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C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

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