Snow Beard

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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16-Aug-2018