Adult Cereal

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Halifax grocery store finds market for cold, non-kids breakfast cereal - Adult Cereal

Being politically correct in the grocery aisle

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. - Lily Tomlin

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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