Bacon Birthday Cake

Don’t go bacon my heart!



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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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22-Apr-2019