Bacon Birthday Cake

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Bacon chocolate cake

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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19-Oct-2019