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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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19-Jun-2019