Bacon Birthday Cake

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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23-Feb-2019