Hometown Hockey in Abbotsford, B.C.

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the Joe-kster and Ron MacLean - photo thanks to Elaine Barkman

the Joe-kster and Ron MacLean - photo thanks to Dave Loewen

Dave Loewen and Ron MacLean - photo thanks to Elaine Barkman

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

If Colleen Howe had been a hockey player, she would have been a centremen. I can see her as a centreman because you can do what you want and go wherever you want to go. - Gordie Howe

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

We made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that. - Mike Krzyzewski

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I'm extremely well recognized in Korea just because of what I do on the ice, and there is a lack of that in Canada because hockey is our sport and it will be for eternity. - Patrick Chan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

People ask if I regret not winning a Stanley Cup, but winning the series against the Soviet Union was the best. It was the greatest experience of my hockey career by far. - Marcel Dionne

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Comedy is similar to hockey in only one way. You get a lot of credit for assists. So I try to serve whatever the intention is, be it the joke or the story or the scene or the moment or the kiss, even if it's not my joke or moment. - Johnny Galecki

Here's how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals by the Blackhawks. I mentioned how frequently the team was scoring. "You're listening to the highlights," Royko observed. - Roger Ebert



Note to Hockey Canada: Abbotsford has an 8,000 seat ice arena (Abbotsford Centre) waiting for a WHL hockey team... any interested teams out there wanting to relocate here?

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