Victoria Whiteout

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain

O long life to the man who invented potheen -
Sure the Pope ought to make him a martyr -
If myself was this moment Victoria, the Queen,
I'd drink nothing but whiskey and wather. - Michael Moran


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