Dennis The Menace Grows Up

Some things don’t change throughout the years



Dennis The Menace in his later years

Dennis the Menace - a U.S. newspaper comic strip character since March 12, 1951

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Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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