Dennis The Menace Grows Up

Some things don’t change throughout the years



Dennis The Menace in his later years

Dennis the Menace - a U.S. newspaper comic strip character since March 12, 1951

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The only menace is inertia. - John Perse

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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