Dennis The Menace Grows Up

Some things don’t change throughout the years



Dennis The Menace in his later years

Dennis the Menace - a U.S. newspaper comic strip character since March 12, 1951

QuotaBills
Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

The only menace is inertia. - John Perse

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


see also   Government,  Little Johnny  &  Television  Sections
Problem Neighbour

 

1st Rolex

Dish Dryer

Young Mechanic

Angry Mathematician

McLobster

Cliff Walks

Reading Chair

Puzzle Ad

Feeding Time

Rural Free Delivery

Urban Camper

Fractured Foot or Hand?

Yolkswagon

March of the Penguins - Canadian Version

Shoelusion

Almost Done

Swim Vacation

Foot Circle

Sumo Fault

Psychic Fair
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

27-May-2018