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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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