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Why Grandpa walked everywhere



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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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