Italian Chef Memorial

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Italian Chef Memorial Notes

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death. - Thomas Paine

The slave is doomed to worship time and fate and death, because they are greater than anything he finds in himself, and because all his thoughts are of things which they devour. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito

Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas. - Henry Ford

I live in Dublin, God knows why. There are greatly more congenial places I could have settled in - Italy, France, Manhattan - but I like the climate here, and Irish light seems to be essential for me and for my writing. - John Banville

I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini


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World's Tallest Bus

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Anail Retention

Bat Flight

The No Brainer

Truck Bender

Bacon Balls

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27-May-2019