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Victory is fleeting. Losing is forever. - Billie Jean King

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine of Hippo

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning. - Richard Strauss

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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