Pigscape

Free-falling bacon

Escape from the sausage factory



Pig jumps from transport truck towards highway freedom

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Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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26-Apr-2019