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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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22-Jun-2018