Atheist Professor

Religious brain child


A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.”

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?”
He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.”

The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”




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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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19-Nov-2018