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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton


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