Buy Her A Mink Coat
A man and a
woman walk into a posh store on Rodeo Drive.
“Show the lady your finest mink,” the fellow exclaims.
So the owner of the shop goes in the back of the store and comes out with an absolutely
gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the owner discreetly whispers to the man,
“Ah, sir,
that particular fur goes for $65,000.”
“No problem.
I'll write you a check.”
“Very good, sir,” says the shop owner.
“Today is
Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared.”
The man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns.
The store owner is outraged:
“How dare
you show your face in here! There wasn't a single penny in your checking
account!”
“I just had to come by,” grinned the guy,
“to thank
you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!”