A woman and a
man are involved in a car accident - it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but amazingly, neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
“So you're a man, that's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unharmed. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends, and
live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “I agree
with you completely. This must be a sign!”
The woman continued, “And look at
this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
man.
The man asks, “Aren't you
having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think
I'll just wait for the police.”